when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
i cant believe how true this is
Maria, 20 at present and very much lost.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
look at all these white men
luke pasqualino is not white
the guy with keifer sutherland, ahmad alhendawi, the UN secretary envoy for youth, is not white
can we not completely erase people of color when they’re present in things
look at all these white men supporting emma watson and the #heforshe movement!!!
look at all these white men using their privilege and popularity to spread awareness of a cause that so badly needs support!!!
except…oh wait…not all of them are white, as said above
so let’s just erase every single positive thing about this because they’re “all” white. let’s just forget every single good thing ever because they’re all freaking white because that’s just how tumblr works, isn’t it
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER